Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like:
omg omg omg omg so relevant right now
(via hausofcarterrmcfafc)
normal girls:
me:
(Source: thunderst0rmswillnevershakeus, via hausofcarterrmcfafc)
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Xavi Hernandez
-*dead*
-Hello? Pizza Hut?
-No this is Leo Messi.
- …*dead*
-Hey Dad?
-Um it’s Holger Badstuber here.
-…*dead*
- Hello, teacher?
- hello, i’m Bastian Schwensteiger here.
- What? your my new teacher?! *faints more than a week*
(Source: pinaybelieber, via mario-wowwowwow-gomez)
(Source: charizzaaa, via valentin-stocker)
— Nuri Sahin on Mesut Ozil (via Unamadridista)
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